Thanks so much to everyone in my e-mail address book who has decided that junk mail companies, telemarketers and professional spammers pushing cheap Viagra left too much of my time unwasted.
I am grateful, friends and acquaintances, for your thoughtful, intelligent e-mail forwards.
Without them I might have remained blissfully unaware that Obama refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, Mexicans illegally working in the United States will soon collect Social Security benefits and an egg can be cooked by placing it between two activated cell phones. Yes, thank you indeed!
Next time, please check Snopes.com before hitting "send." Or take me off your list.